In this episode ...

I mean, what's there left to say? The Roar did what they were supposed to do: beat the absolute shit out of one of the worst teams in the league.

Jared returned to his MVP-level ways, pitching a pretty much perfect game.

The People Mover moved people.

Knuckles and Sonic did their thing.

Sun God shined forth.

Jamo was Jamo.

Branch laid wood.

Za'Darius got .5 of a sack!

We most likely got Doug Pederson fired.

Good times!

Other stuff:

Deano records lying down in bed, making him look a little bit like the guy in "The Whale."

We spend a good chunk of the episode running down our list of silly, pejorative names for other teams, cracking ourselves up along the way.

We three-part roar with confidence like the grizzled vets we are.

And we'll see all you unrepentant roaraholics next week, when Lomas will be in person to witness the Roar embarrass the Dolts in their own dome.

Roar!