What can we say?

The Roargasm crew gets together in person, at Roar Manor (also known as Wallbrook West) in South Haven, MI, only to watch as Marvel Supervillain Josh Allen had his way with our 18th-string D, doing pretty much whatever the fuck he wanted.

A 5-TD, 0-INT, nearly 500-yard game from Jared wasn't enough--the first time that's happened in the history of the damn league.

And just to rub it in, the football gods claimed several more of our defenders, plus MountGomery, who is out for the season.

So ... yeah. That sucks.

BUT ...

We are still roaring at 12-2, with a chance to secure home field advantage throughout the playoffs over the next three games.

And although Mount is out, we still have Sonic, who is built for this shit.

Anyhow, we kinda forgot how bad losing sucks. Dealing with it clearly affected our pod-ending roar, which took something like 7 takes to get right.

We were so distraught that we forgot to guess the lines and predict the score against the Care Bears next week.

So here's a guess: The Roar will take out their frustrations against the Care Bears, Sonic will induce massive roargasms, the Oline will serve up a heaping helping of pancake blocks, and the D--featuring several guys who have literally never played organized football--will hold their own. Lions 34 - Care Bears 17.

Roar!