With Deano in the Holy Land, we are graced by the presence of Air Low AND the newly dubbed Hairestotle, aka Lil Air, whose flowing locks are indeed a sight to behold.

We begin with a newly revealed chapter of The Book of Jared, which came to Uncle Brother in a dream.

Air and Hair regale us with tales of their journey to Levi Stadium, a wicked place where the Roar had not won in many a season. They took full advantage of the free and bottomless concessions and felt at one with Roar Nation, which was out in full effect.

We reaffirm that the hook and ladder is NOT a trick play at this point, although we still get to marvel at how flawlessly the Lions pulled it off once again, resulting in a majestic JAMO tuddy.

We're not thrilled about our D, which gave up 34 points and a ton of yard to a diminished 69ers squad, but a win's a win, and no matter what else transpired, the Roar finish the season with a perfect road record.

We look ahead, with some foreboding, to the epic battle against the Viqueens. It's kinda insane that a 14-win team will be relegated to a wild card spot, but that's how it is when you play in the toughest division in the NFL.

That's all for now. Until next Sunday, keep roaring loud and proud!