Ben Johnson is a goddman wizard. Chaotic neutral. His powers of creative deception are off the charts. In fact, there is no chart when it comes to this man's bag of tricks.

We spend a good chunk of this pod marveling at the "stumble bumble" trick play, or whatever the hell it's called, just gobsmacked at the audacity of BJ, Jared, and Sonic to make it look like a fumble (or something) to throw the linebackers off the scent.

And when Jared rose up like a vengeful demon and tossed a perfect ball to Porta Party ... There was rejoicing throughout the land, except in Chicago, where the pig-like, sub-human people there (except for Uncle Brother, Lady Brother, and their Daughter Brothers, of course) gnashed their teeth, donned sackcloth, and covered themselves in ashes.

We also talk about other stuff, although I don't remember many details. There's some debate over what needs to happen for the Roar to claim the top seed and earn a bye. Best if they just win out.

Speaking of which, we predict the score against the 69ers, the basic point being that we have no doubt that the Roar will hold nothing back in dishing out sweet revenge against those fuckers.

This episode's After the Roar segment is sponsored by the Force Feed an Offensive Lineman Foundation (FFOLF). For only $877 a day, you can help a Lions O-lineman get the calories he needs to keep serving up pancake blocks and for Dan Skipper, in particular, to practice his route running.

Happy holidays, all you helpless Roaraholics! Let's fucking go!

ROAR!!!!!!