ROARRRRR!

WE ARE KING IN THE NORTH!

This jubilant and chaotic episode has it all:

The one and only Fantetti beaming in from the Northwest

Deano joining from the holy city of Jerusalem!

And a full 2 hours of roarection-induced mania in the wake of the Lion's masterful and beguiling dismantling of the Viqueens to capture the NFC North title.

We spend a lot of time marveling at the resurgent D, which held to Queens to three measly field goals.

We prostate ourselves in front of the majesty of Sonic's 4 TDs.

We love Anzalone even more than we already did, which was thought to be impossible.

We send flowers to Amik Robertson, who made Justin Jefferson disappear.

And we learn, via Amik, that you can't bury what comes from the fucking dirt.

I could go on an on, but the point is, ROARRRRRRR!

The Lions are Super Bowl favorites. We have home field advantage throughout the playoffs. We have time to get guys healthy.

Let's fucking go!