And with two 50+ yard field goals, Master Jake Bates has kicked himself into the Lions Kicking Circle of Fame, joining Eddy Murray and Jason Hanson (and probably also Matt Tater) as part of the proud lineage of superlative roaring kickers.

Seriously, Master Bates was incredibly clutch, painting the upright on a 52-yard game-winning boot.

This was easily the Roar's toughest win.

Jared threw 5(!) picks, although only two were legit, and even those seemed like miscommunication instead of sucky throws.

The People Mover stopped moving.

CJ Stroud and co. put up 23 in the first half.

But our D roared back, shutting those fuckers out in the 2nd half. And The People Mover started moving, and Jared found a little rhythm.

And we fucking won, despite everything!

Next week we're at home for a Jagoffuars feast. We should demolish those losers.

Let's keep winning, baby! ROAR!