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The Roargasm: A Detroit Lions Podcast
The Roargasm!
97 episodes
3 days ago
ROAR! The Roargasm! is a podcast about, you guessed it, The Detroit Lions! More specifically, this is a show about being a Detroit Lions die hard fan. Every week during the season, Dean Blandino, Impossible Lomas, and Uncle Brother discuss the state of Roar Nation and react to the latest game. We recite a new Lions prayer. We read from The Book of Jared. We perform musical tributes to the Honolulu Silver and Blue. We try not to suck massive donkey balls. And we generally go completely nuts. Join us, Lions Nation, as we roar ahead to victory!
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ROAR! The Roargasm! is a podcast about, you guessed it, The Detroit Lions! More specifically, this is a show about being a Detroit Lions die hard fan. Every week during the season, Dean Blandino, Impossible Lomas, and Uncle Brother discuss the state of Roar Nation and react to the latest game. We recite a new Lions prayer. We read from The Book of Jared. We perform musical tributes to the Honolulu Silver and Blue. We try not to suck massive donkey balls. And we generally go completely nuts. Join us, Lions Nation, as we roar ahead to victory!
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Lions 26 - Dolts 6: Lomas Live Edition!
The Roargasm: A Detroit Lions Podcast
1 hour 56 minutes 19 seconds
11 months ago
Lions 26 - Dolts 6: Lomas Live Edition!

In this episode:

--Lomas recounts wading into enemy territory, into the fetid bowls of the hellhole known as Lucas Oil Stadium, to support the Roar from way up in the fucking nosebleeds. Among hundreds, maybe thousands, of fellow Roaraholics!

--We spend a little time on what was, as Deano put it, a ho-hum 18-point road win. Nothing flashy. No trick plays or record-setting performances. Just the People Mover moving people and Sonic and Knuckles doing their shit and Jared playing a controlled, confident, if unspectacular game.

--We look ahead to Thanksgiving, a day on which the Lions have not won since 2016. That will change against the Care Bears, who look tougher than their record indicates but will get their asses beat nonetheless.

--We eagerly Roar to get to After the Roar, upon which ... well ... I honestly don't remember much. We entered realms unseen, where space and time dissolved and reformed in the shape of a roaring lion.

--Uncle Brother recounts an encounter with a naked man walking through a forest

--We conclude After the Roar in a state of total stupefaction, forever changed.

The Roargasm: A Detroit Lions Podcast
ROAR! The Roargasm! is a podcast about, you guessed it, The Detroit Lions! More specifically, this is a show about being a Detroit Lions die hard fan. Every week during the season, Dean Blandino, Impossible Lomas, and Uncle Brother discuss the state of Roar Nation and react to the latest game. We recite a new Lions prayer. We read from The Book of Jared. We perform musical tributes to the Honolulu Silver and Blue. We try not to suck massive donkey balls. And we generally go completely nuts. Join us, Lions Nation, as we roar ahead to victory!