We’re diving into the drama from two very different kinds of villas, one with bombshells in bikinis, the other with Botox and bubbly.

First up: Love Island USA. Ezra & I are giving you our unfiltered thoughts on this season’s islanders; who we loved, who gave us the ick, and which twists actually gagged us. Let’s just say… some of these couples better hope there's no Casa Amor in real life.

Then it's time for the women of The Real Housewives of Orange County, where gossip flows almost as freely as Heather's horrifying combo of champagne and onion rings (seriously, I nearly threw up). Plus, Gretchen Rossi rises from the ashes — and claims she’s had no work done. Sure, Jan.

It’s a beachy-bleachy, botox-filled blast.