Hi Hotties! It’s a solo episode this week, and I’ve got plenty to say. I’m recapping The Valley Season 2, Episode 5 — the Santa Barbara trip continues, tensions are high, and with Jax gone, Jesse proudly steps into the role of #1 Asshole. Janet and Zach are sloooowly making progress, Nia’s on a PR tour for herself, and Brittany is not buying what she’s selling.Then we head to Summer House Season 9, Episode 14, where Amanda Batula finally unveils her long-awaited swim line. Lexi gets the ick and breaks up with Jesse (justice), and Lindsay celebrates a year of singleness with sandwiches for the house — until Carl shows up to rain on her carbs. Let’s get into it!