Hi Hotties! This week on The Real House Guest of North Hollywood, I’m joined by one of my favorite houseguests—Krystan! We’re recapping the Season 2 premiere of The Valley, and whew… it’s already unhinged. Jesse is deep in his narcissist era, Jax is spiraling and flipping coffee tables (again), and Michelle? She’s glowing and unbothered with her new man. Kristen's still on her fertility journey, Janet's making terrariums (and snot comments?!), and Brittany is entering her White Party era—Kyle Richards would be proud.We also dive into Summer House where Paige is navigating anxiety and love, Ciara continues to be the most grounded woman on Bravo, and Jesse’s throwing red flags like confetti. Plus, Carl has a little sexual renaissance, Lindsay’s brunch was everything, and the girls escape their "fur baby mom" lives for a much-needed lunch.We’re also touching on some Bravo headlines: RHOM’s teaser, Bronwyn standing up for the LGBTQ+ community in Utah, and a little Coachella tea from Ciara and Jesse 👀So pour a drink (maybe not a Jax-style one), hug your emotional support pet, and get ready to scream at your speaker with us. Let’s get into it!