Hiya Hotties! This week on The Real House Guest of North Hollywood, we’re diving into all the juicy drama from Summer House and Southern Charm! From Carl’s awkward attempt to congratulate Lindsay to Wes thinking he’s the main character (he’s not), Summer House is giving us tension, tears, and a much-needed reality check. Over in the Bahamas, Southern Charmserves up Shep’s cringiest text yet, Craig’s cutthroat commentary, and a fish fry that’s somehow less messy than the group dynamics. Plus, we break down the latest Bravo headlines, including Lady Gaga’s Scheana shoutout, a Love Hotel update, and Porsha’s ex making unexpected news. Grab an iced tea before I spill it all.