What do you get when your ex won’t move on, an 18-year-old won’t back down, and a Coke bottle becomes a power move? In this hilarious throwback tale, I shares the wild, awkward, and unforgettable moment when young love, old flames, and late-night drama collided. Think Friends… the Ross and Rachel break up drama, but with more flowers, mixtapes, and a literal kidnapping escape plan.