The title of the episode is taken from an essay I wrote over the summer under the guidance of one my professors. This is the first draft and I would need to spend a lot more time writing and researching before I would even think of publishing it. But I offer it to the internet in the hopes that it will offer two hours of amusement at the very least. At most I hope it helps you think in a more deeper way about what the relationship between philosophy and politics is and whether being a philosopher changes the sort of citizen a person is.