The final episode. For real this time. And what a send off! Pee Wee Herman on the Titanic is easily one of the top five bits ever in the history of the podcast. We actually just kinda talk about Pee Wee Herman a lot this episode. Also, Celine Dion looks like dogshit. And jerking off to The L Word is my form of peaceful protest.

Thanks to everyone who listened. There will never be another Pen 15 Podcast, and Olde City Matt will more than likely retire. So...see ya never, I guess. Tim Wolfe'll be around though.

Our second to last episode ever! The final Tim's dad story. The Wal Mart demon. How do you spell computer?

This podcast is gay and black.

I'm joined by famous Reno, Northeast Ohio, and Western Pennsylvania comic Dylan Lusk! We discuss how awful Ravenna, OH is, how awful Philly's stand up scene is, that thing I tried to convince my girlfriend was true, the dicksucking app for PS4, and dog dick.

I come out as trans in this episode. Also, the name of that bar in Stow is On Tap. It's logo is a bison in a bow tie. It's cute.

Two episodes left!

Originally aired on Patreon October 18th, 2020. Brian, Shawn Beef, and Enigmatic Steve were on this one, plus Tim Wolfe in one of his early appearances before he was a co-host.

Shawn brings back his classic character Anne Gyna. Steve made friends with a neo-Nazi. I'm afraid of the Tin Man. We talk about Paris Hilton and Edward Furlong. Shooting up your school is now hack. N Sync songs are all about killing yourself. This was the longest episode of The Pen 15 Podcast.

Sad announcement: we're ending the podcast soon. Again. But permanently this time. There are three episodes left after this.

We discuss ICP and Juggalos in this one. No lie, this turned out to be probably one of our funniest.

This episode contains:

-how to make or break a date

-the funny thing I tried to convince my girlfriend was real

-Charlie Manson's Angels

-the story of how Tim found his way back home from Meadville

-our (possible) new bit, actor swap. 

This episode we tell the true story of how the Indians lost their land! Also, Tim makes a dark confession and I can't tell if he's being ironic or not. You don't wanna miss this one. 

Welcome to the Matt and Tim N word power hour! Featuring:

-Tim Wolfe would do anything for fame...including that.
-That time Tim got a DUI and could finally end things with a girl he didn't like.
-How The Shawshank Redemption should've ended, and how every Tom Hanks movie should begin.

Shoutout to Kent, OH! Me and Tim finally hung out for the first time in six years!

This one came out September 2020 and includes such highlights as Smokey the Twink, Pole McCartney, Freedom Kahlo, and No Look Liu, which was my favorite joke made on the podcast during the original run.

Again, if you want to see more content like this, spread the word and I will organize some sort of Patreon revival.

To see what other juicy goodies we had on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/pen15podcast?fan_landing=true

Guinea pigs having sex. Ugly people having sex. David Carradine having suicidal sex. 

Sex.

This episode is dedicated to Trevor Moore. RIP

This episode is a year old and was one of the three bonus episodes released on Patreon when we had one up and running. Our concept back then was to post a poll on Facebook and let the people in the group vote on the bonus topic. The topic here was the old internet. Here it is, free and available to the public for the first time.

If we increase listenership, I would love to reanimate the Patreon and have a reason to make stuff like this again. So if you like what you hear, spread the word. There are two more episodes like this and loads of more bonus content over at https://www.patreon.com/pen15podcast?fan_landing=true

Tim's idea for a bee movie. No, not B Movie, thought we talk about that too. Jerry Seinfeld is bees. Oogie Boogie is black. 

This episode contains some advice to our listeners: what to tell a girl the next time she says that you don't have your shit together.

We also talk about furries (again again) in this one. Also, Rocket Power. That show was gay.

I'm joined by Tim Wolfe, Movie Theater Kelly, and special guest Freddy Krueger. We discuss a cunnilingus scene in R.L. Stine's woke new show, hamster's in asses, Tim's aggressively homosexual landlord, and the completely autistic way Tim pronounces "Antarctica."

Rudolph the black eyed reindeer. Santa fucks. Affirmative lafftion.

We also discuss the worst religion of all (it's the one you're thinking of).

The dean of college. A cop's handy dandy framing utility belt. Catdog. A conversation between Bill Cosby and Joe Pesci. The brief return of Movie Theater Kelly.

Tim Wolfe is now more famous than Andy Dick.

Tim Wolfe is Walter White Jr. He's also apparently not allowed to do cocaine. We do  impressions in this one. Are people listening to this podcast while they fuck? Did Tom Sizemore have sex with Michael Rappaport?

This one is wild.

I'm joined by Steve and Dave as we discuss last names, Brock Lesnar's daughter, the Wachowski sisters, some LGBT history, and the return of Bill Clinton!

This episode is sponsored by John R. Deady Funeral Home. It's real. Look it up.

Tim's landlord asks him on an erotic vacation. Tim's dad does a real life bit to his son. Tim opens up about his porn hangups. Maybe I should just rename this "Tim Wolfe: the Podcast."

Let's get restarted HAA

This episode, me, Dave, and Steve discuss retard strength, Muslim years, and Olmec's sexy DSLs.

This episode is dedicated to John McAfee. You will be missed forever. RIP