Mr. "Jumpin'" TRAE "Six-Pack" Sulli and Ben E. Dangerously return to finish year one of ECW and enter year two. We briefly discuss the passing of Sabu and the disaster that was the Body Count Match before never speaking of the latter again. This week, Sabu, Terry Funk, and Shane Douglas are all contending for the ECW Heavyweight Championship in a way that will soon cross a significant line. Also, Matty in the House hawks t-shirts, The Rockin' Rebel commits an unpardonable sin, Jason's influence expands, The Sandman does car pranks, and Chad Austin rides through desert on a chokeslam from a 911 with no name.