Long-time champions of industrial cybersecurity tell the stories about OT cyber that you usually only get to hear if you happen to be in the right place (a bar) at the right time (after a conference). These are the stories that dont get shared outside of the dark shady corners because our bosses, spouses, and governments don't want you to hear them. By protecting the identities of some of the industry's best and brightest, we conviced them to tell us the stories that are the craziest. So put on your hard hat, buckle your safety harness, and get ready to rumble.