You ever notice you can only ooze two things: sexuality and puss? Man, I tell ya.
The Introduction references "The Chump" but the narrated episode is actually "Body Language"
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You gotta milk them, or else they'll moo like crazy.
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I wear a tend to wear something low cut, get men to flirt with me... And Bob beats them up.
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You couldn't handle my undivided attention.
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It is St. Patrick's Day. And here in Scranton, that is a huge deal. It is the closest that the Irish will ever get to Christmas.
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Kevin has an enormous heart. Literally he has an elephant heart, he had a transplant.
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Pregnant Pam and I, we get hungry at the same times so we've been eating together a lot. Not all meals. Just, second breakfast, lunch, second lunch, and first dinner
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Manuel who?
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Have you tried making everything smaller.
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I don't want to tell the truth.
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You can't yell out 'I need this I need this' as you pin down an employee on your lap.
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Five minutes ahead of schedule... Right on schedule.
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Well that was apple-picking day. There was no need to yell that day. You know I was just excited to find the car. Perfect end to a perfect day.
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Nah. Just poopin'. You know how I be
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Pam. She's gonna punch the crap out of your face after work.
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Oh you're paying too much for worms man. Who's your worm guy?
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You know, I really would've appreciated a heads up that you were into dating mothers. I would've introduced you to mine.
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If the salad is on top, I send it back.
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The boat was actually plan C. The church was plan B. And plan A was marring her a long, long time ago. Pretty much the day I met her.
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It's amazing: a three ounce fetus, is calling the shots! It's so bad ass.
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