The Multiverse Employee Handbook
Robb Corrigan
39 episodes
2 days ago
“The Multiverse Employee Handbook” is a mind-bending journey through interdimensional corporate culture, blending cosmic satire with real scientific insights. As you navigate quantum coffee breaks and file expense reports across eleven dimensions, you’ll also explore the actual science behind parallel universes, quantum mechanics, and more. With a mix of reality-warping wordplay and humor, this podcast transforms mundane office life into a surreal adventure, leaving you questioning your job, existence, and the true purpose of quantum staplers—all while learning something new about the universe.
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“The Multiverse Employee Handbook” is a mind-bending journey through interdimensional corporate culture, blending cosmic satire with real scientific insights. As you navigate quantum coffee breaks and file expense reports across eleven dimensions, you’ll also explore the actual science behind parallel universes, quantum mechanics, and more. With a mix of reality-warping wordplay and humor, this podcast transforms mundane office life into a surreal adventure, leaving you questioning your job, existence, and the true purpose of quantum staplers—all while learning something new about the universe.
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Quantum Customer Service: Supporting Users Across the Multiverse
The Multiverse Employee Handbook
22 minutes 47 seconds
4 months ago
Quantum Customer Service: Supporting Users Across the Multiverse
Journey into the chaotic realm of interdimensional tech support where "Have you tried turning it off and on again?" becomes a question of metaphysical significance! The Multiverse Employee Handbook explores what happens when IT tickets exist in quantum superposition and your computer problems obey fundamental laws of physics.
Featuring "The Ticket That Broke Causality," a cautionary tale of tech support gone quantum, where solving one problem creates infinite others across parallel realities. Discover why decoherence might be the ultimate IT solution and learn why your computer issues mysteriously resolve themselves the moment tech support arrives - it's not coincidence, it's quantum mechanics!
Perfect for IT professionals, sci-fi enthusiasts, and anyone who's ever wondered why their printer simultaneously works and doesn't work until observed. Experience the fascinating world where help desk tickets gain sentience and automated response systems contemplate the meaning of existence.
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Keywords: quantum tech support, interdimensional IT, multiverse help desk, tech support physics, quantum decoherence IT, parallel universe computing
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Remember: In the multiverse, your ticket is always being processed... somewhere! 🎧🔧
