In which RJ, Sarah, and Dave talk comic marriages, unruly kids, brainwashed Christians and Lenten props. Also, RJ recounts his favorite ever baptism while Sarah revises her opinion of frozen margaritas.

• Click here to register for the NYC Conference.
• Click here to pre-register Dave's new book, The Big Relief.
• Click here to read Olga Khazan's article about "What Comedians Know About Staying Married".
• Click here to watch Conan O'Brien's acceptance speech for the Mark Twain Award.
• Click here to read "In Praise of Unruly Children in Church" by Phil Christman in The Christian Century.
• Click here to read "It's Always the Other Side That's Brainwashed" by Nikhil Krishnan in The New Yorker.
• Click here to read Ben Maddison's article on "The Dangers of Prop Comedy" on Mbird.

Episode title courtesy of Jon Guerra's song "Citizens", used with permission.