Tonight, we dive headfirst into the absurd with three tales of mishap, mystery, and maybe a little meaning. From a border crossing that hinges on sheer audacity, to a bacon-induced existential crisis, and finally, a man so locked into his routine that not even an impending apocalypse can shake him — these stories remind us that sometimes life’s strangest moments are the ones that stick with us the longest.

Settle in, dear listener. The Midnight Storyteller is here to guide you through the chaos.

Featured Stories:

• The Dog Ate My Passport — A missing passport, a reckless road trip, and the art of bluffing your way across borders.

• Bacon Story — One man. One piece of possibly expired bacon. A quest for truth.

• Business As Usual — The world is ending… but Roger has emails to send.

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