How do you get a wolf, a goat, and a cabbage across a river without turning the boat into a buffet? Welcome to the Season 1 Finale of The Mathematicians Podcast! Today, we go to the court of Charlemagne to meet Alcuin of York: clergyman, poet, teacher, and potentially history’s first queer mathematician. Alcuin arguably invented the genre of "Recreational Mathematics." In this episode, we open his book Propositiones ad Acuendos Juvenes (Problems to Sharpen the Young), a collection of logic puzzles that includes the world’s first recorded river-crossing problems, inheritance riddles, and a few "impossible" questions designed solely to troll his students. We also discuss Alcuin’s contribution to literacy (specifically the invention of the question mark), his thoughts on baptism, and why he might have been the original miniscule fan. Housekeeping:Please note that the show will be moving to a monthly release schedule as I prepare for the arrival of a new family member. If you would like to support the show through this next phase, please visit the new Ko-Fi page below! Support the Show: Ko-Fi.com/BenjaminCornishContact: @mathematicians-pod on Bluesky Keywords:Alcuin of York, Charlemagne, Carolingian Renaissance, Recreational Mathematics, History of Mathematics, Logic Puzzles, River Crossing Problem, Medieval History, Education History, Series Finale. Hashtags:#MathsHistory #AlcuinOfYork #LogicPuzzles #Charlemagne #MedievalHistory #RecreationalMaths #Podcast #STEMHistory #CarolingianRenaissance #SeasonFinale