We start with a Fortune article on how founders are using “creative accounting” to boost ARR, once the gold standard for SaaS success and now a much murkier metric in the AI era. What used to be a reliable sign of recurring revenue has drifted into “vibe revenue,” and we talk about what that means for investors and founders trying to benchmark growth. Next, we dive into Jasmine Sun’s blog on Silicon Valley’s cultural lexicon, “high agency,” “NPCs,” “996,” “taste,” and “decel/doomer.” These memes reflect deeper anxieties about meaning, ambition, and the pressure to win in today’s AI-driven world. We share our reactions to which of these terms resonate most, and what they say about tech culture right now. Finally, we turn to the Wall Street Journal’s coverage of how debt is fueling the AI boom. With Oracle, CoreWeave, and others leveraging massive loans to secure infrastructure and power, we discuss whether this strategy is a smart bet on future demand or a dangerous setup for a bubble if growth slows.