Listen here, like listen real close, im putting so much effort into these damn intros, like im not even getting paid for this man why are u still here. Do you not have anything better to do. Birds dont exist, they are a ploy deployed by the government to steal all your porn, hide it. Do yourself a favour, hide the stash better. Take my dildos too. Im being held against my will, this is not a meme this is a genuine cry for help please call the cops. Save me.