In May 2016 The Kind Nudibranch and the Garbage Witch met, and during a series of bizarre happenings and interactive oddities they fell in love, and two years after that they started a podcast. Two months later they were separated, by borders and 4,109 kilometres. Since then have been absurdly recording podcasts in grocery stores, on road trips, and keeping their love alive by discussing the minutiae of produce, and conspiracy theory, and just generally enjoying each other’s company. Neither of them expect anyone at all to listen to this. But if you do, we’d love to hear from you.