***In light of the current political climate, we decided to re-record portions of this episode to make our critiques of American power structures more clear. As a result, you may notice slight variances in the audio quality. These variances should be resolved for future episodes.***

In this episode, we discuss:
-the limits of our love for anthropomorphic musical instruments and shorts about the seasons changing,
-our projection of a good, old-fashioned lesbian love story onto a cute little Christmas card romance,
-the movie's investment in exploring a pioneer version of Americana and its celebration of the Christian-American expansion into the Western frontier,
-the misadventures of a little tugboat who is a menace and a miscreant but who ultimately wants to be good,
-the return of our boy José Carioca, and
-our various opinions about whether or not we would stay friends with a horse if he sent the other to space.