Ah, television. Like a sprawling oak, its foliage almost blocking out the sky. Even the single branch of "reality TV" is so long-established as to be massive, really a tree in its own right. Surely there can be no further room for growth?

Well, we'll see. We're pretty sure we can find a bit more low-hanging fruit. Or acorns, or whatever. Consider such guaranteed instant hits as "Hate Island", "Come Dine with Me: Last Meal on Death Row" and "Criminal Eye for the Undercover Spy".

You'll be wishing this was real reality TV, but we're not done yet! Soon you'll be wishing you could watch non-existent movies as well, as we debut a new segment we like to call Flim Flam Film.

Music used: "Sneaky Snitch", "Whiskey on the Mississippi" and "Cuban Sandwich"
by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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