Okay, so in what starts as an In Defence of episode and ends up as a burning conviction of dislike, we examine the train wreck that is 2015's FANTASTIC FOUR (or 'FAN4STIC' as it stupidly likes to be called; seriously, how are you meant to say that? I have the same problem with SE7EN!) and see if it is the worst superhero flick of all time or if there is anything to like at all. 

Spoilers for various films.