Thomas Tuchel and Bayern Munich will part ways at the end of this season. There might be many reasons why Bayern Munich has decided to cut ties with the former Chelsea manager, but we suspect that chief among those reasons is his decision to sign Eric Dier. In fact, we reckon that alone is a good enough reason to give him the sack. We also discuss how Tuchel's nemesis, Xabi Alonso, could be his potential successor, as well as Harry Kane's trophyless run, Xavi's impending departure from hapless Barcelona, and other football news.