This might just be the best mountain bike podshow you’ve ever hate-listened to. That’s right—podshow, because podcasts are boring and suck, and furthermore, calling it a podcast would be an insult to the fine tradition of nonsense, awkward silences, and self-inflicted pain we serve up with all the grace of Boston Rob “making it clap” at dance parties (yes, that actually happened).  On this episode, we’re uniting mountain bikers the best way we know how: by traumatizing Boston Rob with potential electrocution every time he laughs or drops an F-bomb (so basically, every ten seconds), peppering our guest Sergi “Ride Caviar” Massot with questions he doesn't want to answer, and dissecting the fine art of refusing to do something scary the first time, unless it’s stealing a Monster fridge while blacked out after a BMX event (best Sergi story yet). There’s enough childish conversation about absolute carnage on trails, dog tributes, and existential dread over medical bills to make you feel at home, disrespected, and weirdly motivated, all at once. So if you thought you were signing up for thoughtful, nuanced mountain bike commentary, you’re almost as dumb as the hosts. Welcome to the Gnar Couch Podshow—the only podshow where the runtime is matched only by the length of our collective hospital bills. Hit play. Enjoy the accompanying mental degradation. Guest info: Ride Caviar Check out our store for sick shirts.Got to our Patreon and give us money. We've added old episodes, downloadable songs, and give you early access to raw, uncut shows for only $4.20/month.Get 30% off BLIZ sunglasses and more with the code "sponchesmom". 00:00 "Joining Patreon Celebration Tonight" 07:33 Patreon Ringtone Request 16:53 "Adopting the Perfect Puppy" 19:47 Extreme Danger on Double Black Trails 25:21 Forest vs. Desert Riding Preferences 31:37 "Utah Trip: Costly Experience" 37:37 Wheelchair Trailblazing in Squamish 43:38 Hard Work Over Talent 46:47 Overshot Jump at Pride Fiesta 55:53 Drunken BMX Misadventure 57:31 "Nollie RMU Racer Appreciation" 01:05:38 "Oral Connections & Affordable Access" 01:07:29 "Rob's Crisis Escalates"