Once upon a time, when a human died, there were only four ways of respectfully disposing of the body - taxidermy, cremation, cannibalism or burial. Nowadays a fifth way exists, and just as umami is the fifth kind of taste, so too is having your ashes turned to diamonds at high temperatures an incredibly exquisite, meaningful and sublime way of becoming beautiful in death in a way one cannot be in life. What happens if a business and community leader from one of the five great Italian New-York-City families incorporates this business into an already compelling suite of business offerings? Listen to Sonny Bonnano jam with me about gemstones!

Note: Much of what is said by Mr Bonnano was consenually written for him by Mr Christopher Breach of Seattle, who is currently missing and presumed ornamental.