The Finer Things Club is here and we're talking about Twilight. Whether you disliked the story or you are unconditionally and irrevocably in love with it, we can all agree that making out with someone who has cold, stone-like lips would SUCK. Be sure to join me next time when some friends and I read George Orwell's "1984" and upset ourselves over the state of our society. Also, by that time, I'll have better sound and a better intro, so things are looking up, my friends! Also, I would like to say that it was very easy in this episode to laugh about how mean Edward can be to Bella, but that is only because (a) they are not real, (b) we have been making fun of Edward and Bella since we were 12 years old, and (c) it is rather ironic that this is supposed to be this really amazing romantic relationship -- that I personally really looked up to as a youngin -- when this depiction of love is oftentimes super toxic. It isn't funny to have a boyfriend who calls you stupid all the time. Anyway, thanks for listening!