The Abridged series for viewers like you, thank you.

Join us as we trek through Gareth Edwards’ film that mistakes self-awareness for substance and delivers a lazy exploration of its own half-baked ideas. We’ll unpack the mundanity of dinosaurs in modernity, the incredible feat of charmless dinosaurs, the hollow gestures at bio-ethics and character ideals, and the Delgado family’s tangle of pointless narrative threads – and the family’s greater representation of fear. From corporate greed as cinematic wallpaper to a “mission” that never quite matters, we’ll question whether the film’s graphics and effects can distract from a story that adds nothing to the franchise’s bigger picture.

We’ll dig into forced character decisions, the T-Rex as a forgotten symbol of Mother Nature, and a lore that’s as muddled as the characters’ own ignorance. Expect a deep dive into exposition dumping, the baffling problem with Dr. Loomis, and comedy that falls flat—plus a look at wasted actor potential, manipulative Jurassic Park homages, and a soundtrack that tries to recapture the magic.

Tune in for a conversation that’s as sharp as a raptor’s claw and as a skeptic who’s seen at least one decent movie. Please enjoy.

Jurassic World Rebirth (2025)

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