Today on the English Express Radio Show, we start with smartphone news, including the American cities who buy the newest stuff. Then we find out how smartphones can make you go blind, and why you hate the way you look in photos.  We also talk about a new invention that Police can use to lasso your car, and why women care so much about which side of the bed they get to sleep on. Then we get into party news and discover how you can tell who is rich and who is poor at your next big gathering. Last, one man and his flute band (yes, a flute band) participated in violent riotsin England. The police put up photos of him in hopes that someone would recognize the man and help them identify him. No need, the moron couldn't help himself and tagged himslef in all the photos which led to an immediate arrest. And of course a man trying to rent his toilet - ONLY the toilet - for $4000 a month.  Cliff & Brandon are radio talk show hosts from Sacramento, California. Email your comments to info@theenglishexpress.com or send a message through Facebook. Hope you enjoy listening! See you again next week!