Here excepts from a novel about two publicists who wanna bang and also beat each other (in a professional sense ) - naturally the woman is gaslit by a sexist asshole who we're supposed to be swooning over 🙄🤦oh humanity...

Welcome to season 7 :D where I try my darndest to make it thru reading some of the cringiest erotic fic and romance novels I can scour up . Yes , this episode starts with (surprisingly positive) updates on my typically comically horrendous (don't worry there's mention of some of that from previous attempts too🤦) dating life, and then goes in to tell the tale of an erotic encounter between a giant paper clip and a woman 😆🤦 before closing with disfunctional life hacks . Enjoy 😬

October is domestic violence awareness month, so in this episode we take a peek at both the bad and good changes in all things Dv; including the rough sex defense, coercive control, statutes of limitations and more👏👏

Get the low down on tile devices and apple air tags, including apple's latest attempts to remedy the *unforseen * ( eye roll 🙄) rise of these little gems by stalkers and abusive assholes to keep tabs ( or "tags") on their victims. *sorry for the delay in posting this episode guys, i was experiencing some technical difficulties that have since been fixed *

In this episode we dive into the world of stalkerware ( the malware of unwanted followers 😌), learn the warning signs and basics of what they are capable of in terms of wreaking added havoc on your life , also? Learn about the latest helpful apps you may want to consider downloading to aid in staying "unfollowed" , additionally we'll cover a couple more apps you probably already have that may pose potential risk and what you can do about it

In this episode I'm downing a cold brew while going over potential dangers and fixes to consider when using a selection of apps (many of which you may not have thought had any risk involved- I'm sorry , you're welcome?😬). I'll also give a few misinformation tips and a bit of a look ahead at what's to come,. Enjoy !

In this slightly shorter than average episode, I'll offer a few tips on avoiding unwanted followers online via securing your social media profiles against stalkers , crazy exes, random psychos and the like 😌🥂 as well as give a bit of a preview into the next few pod topics for this season 👏👏

A mini update ( also , I've missed you guys 😌💓), unveiling season 6 and a few prosey shits for good measure 😬🥂

Hey there 👋 well it's finally here - in episode 7 of season 5 on Dark Psychology; nlp and covert hypnosis , we sum up everything we've learned so far and organize it in a nice little "non -users" guide on nlp/Hypnosis - signs that someone may be trying to induce you into trance , what to do if you find yourself alone with one of these monsters and after care /resources in the unfortunate event that you've been covertly hypnotized...also we'll go over news in regard to the future of this season /the pod 🥂 enjoy 🤙🥂and share if you do (or don't, feel free to share then too haha 🤙)

Ok, so I did the thing- thank u champagne and sleep deprivation? Lol but for reals guys , here it is - thought I'd give you a mini peak into what it's like to be covertly hypnotized before I realease the next episode on how to avoid it/ stop it ...see if you can pick up on the tactics we've already discussed in my recount ...kept it vague- ish ( I'm still technically human,ok? ) But I hope this helps someone/ gives you some real life context for what we've been discussing in this season- feel free to share , stay safe and stay tuned guys, gals and everyone else 🤙🥂 **trigger warning ⚠️⚠️⚠️ this does include sexual assault also **

In eps 5 of dark psychology , we discuss /define hypnokink/erotic hypnosis and the various types /scenerios within it , we also delve into CNC /TPE and the accompanying ethical dilemmas /qualms with each and how these and the greater concept of true consent relate to the subject covert hypnosis and hypnokink overall - we then briefly go over motivations/goals for covert hypnosis and end with a truly disconcerting peak into a particularly disturbing catagory within hypnokink involving gas masks and a very prolific but mysterious company who wants sex zombies ??? Wait - rly ?? What ??? It's a weird one guys 💓

In episode 4 of season 5 dark psychology , we discuss the 4 stage protocol for hypnotic induction , we introduce the concepts of anchoring and post hypnotic suggestion and we also dip our toes into * the dark dark * : somnambulism and hypnotic amnesia ...scary shit guys , scary shit ...but also fascinating ...and kind of good to be aware of 👏👏👏 enjoy 🥂

Back yet again to share the sludge that is my dating life (thus far ) , today's winner enjoyes masogynist double standards , hacking , lock picking and all things fucking machetes ... and I mean ALL things :/ and why the hell not ? Right ?!! Like why the fuck not ... Seriously 😳 what the hell is wrong with humanity

In today's episode we pick back up in our discussion on new code nlp (aka covert hypnosis) as we discuss and breakdown the milton method , how it differs from the meta model of classic code nlp and how it intersects and overlaps with other additional covert hypnosis techniques /hypnotic trance techniques, well close with a teaser on the exciting and fucked up topics for next time (and beyond !) Strap in guys , it's gonna get weird

So yeah...starting this episode with a mini story about a very odd fellows I met in bar while attempting to do my laundry and finishing with a date I very much opted out of last year, maybe attempting to guess my address and full name combined with raising pitbulls and "private security " was not the best pick up attempt? But oh there's so much more 😄 damn I love dating in pandemics...true gems ...true gems indeed 😆😶🤦🤦🤦

In this episode we discuss the link between EMDR and NLP, what factors influence someone's hypnotic susceptibility (and what affect trauma has on this), how these factors could influence a predator's "hunting ground" /search for potential victims , and we'll go over case studies In the form of well documented occurrences of hypnosis facilitated rape and assault (thankfully some of which were actually successfully prosecuted ) , a terrifying phenomena which seems to be very much on the rise thanks to online platforms making "techniques " available to the masses and a plethora of twisted fucks ready and waiting to try their hand at fucking with someone else's mind .... literally

An oh so brief interlude from our current topic to flash back to season 4 in the form of in progress prosey like shit , meet ; "Tirimasu and puddles", "haunting houses" , "bastard" , "jumping into the flames"...enjoy (: ( maybe ?)

In the first episode of the new dark psychology season , we begin our descent into utter sludge with the history and basics of something called nlp , learn the difference between classic vs new code , and how a fucked up unethical hypnotist got involved and made everything a little more hellish by *inspiring* these two nitwits to package up good old fashion mind control and abuse of power In a way that even your garden variety useless sociopath could learn online and use for endless devious and truly horrifying ends , isn't humanity fucking wonderful?! :D

Hey lovely folks, today's little episode includes *highlights* from the underbelly of the post Covid outbreak virtual dating world, confusing items encountered in what's left of the vday isle and a few things to make you feel better ( I hope) about your love life via hearing the latest truly horrifying quotes from mine😆 chocolate and wine ...all the wine 🍷🍷🍷

Another first date worst date gem- from a little mountain town in north cali comes the story of the oddly attractive yet concerningly unstable just older enough to be almost scandalous hippy with quite the palate for first date convo; portals , government survalience and demons just scrape the surface ...yeah , I've deleted my dating app again 🤦🤦🤦