Kanye made a “Betrayal List,” and somehow it includes Hitler, Curious George, and his own daughter. We don’t know what’s going on either.

This week we’re talking about:

•Britney Spears posting a bunch of Orthodox Jewish men for Rosh Hashanah and just writing “I like the beard”

•The new AI necklace called Friend that talks to you like a therapist and might actually take your job

•Ice Cube’s tour bus getting bombed because people thought it belonged to ICE (yes, really)

•A guy arrested for “not having s**” on a moving truck

•Kim Jong-Un banning the words “hamburger” and “ice cream”

• Influencers renting fake private jets and buying $10K receipts to look rich online

• And a very bleak TikTok trend that might be the saddest thing we’ve ever seen

Basically: the internet had another meltdown and we’re just here talking through it like normal people.