"Now was the flame erect..." Ulysses and Diomedes burn in a sexy, quivering flame-tip. Phalaris, the florist of Florence, tortures people in a Big Brazen Bull. Not hot! Six Flags is scary! Next year, we are dressing up as The Eagle of Polenta, The Lion of the White Lair and/or Pope Boniface VIII for Halloween. BONYFACE TALKS! What is the living wage in Hell? OMG, Carson from Downton Abbey plays Boniface VIII in a TV show! Did we forget that Boniface's bony face was up the butt of another simonist way back in Canto 19? Yes, listeners, we did.