What do you get when you cross Dungeons & Dragons with a crew of suburban dads, a magical remote control, and a haunted sporting goods store? You get the Dad Shorts Podcast's most epic adventure yet.

In this part-two episode, Jake Hancock returns to the show, joined by returning guest Ed Barlow, as the gang continues their chaotic quest through the Dadlands. With magical weapons in hand and character sheets barely understood, Bob Belcher, Phil Dunphy, and Uncle Phil take on gym rats, spectral referees, and clipboard-wielding orcs. It's part fantasy campaign, part parenting therapy, and all fun.

Whether you're a seasoned dungeon master or just a dad trying to survive the sporting goods aisle, this one’s for you.

Timestamps:
00:00 – Intro & Theme Song Double Feature02:15 – Meet Our Party03:00 – Jake’s First D&D Game with His Kids06:10 – Recap07:20 – Uncle Phil Appears,08:50 – Thumb Wrestling10:20 – The Sporting Goods Store12:15 – “To the Manager”15:25 – The Bad Guys Arrive20:10 – First Contact22:00 – The Whistle Blows24:45 – Combat Begins31:00 – Bob Belcher Delivers 35:00 – Gym Rat Schmear45:00 – Wrap-Up & Tease for the Epic Conclusion in Part 3

New to D&D? Don’t worry. So are we. Kind of. Join the fun and bring your imagination (and snacks).