Welcome to Creep-O-Rama, the horror podcast that dares to ask: What if Count Orlok was just a goth Victorian raccoon with boundary issues?
In this week's episode, we explore the damp cathedral of Robert Eggers’ Nosferatu (2024)—a movie so dark, brooding, and horny it might actually be a sentient Victorian wallpaper sample.
💀 THE MOVIE:
Directed by Robert “I Only Shoot by Candlelight” Eggers and starring Bill Skarsgård as Count “Wet Little Freak with Jazz Hands” Orlok: the baldest menace in cinematic history. This isn’t your grandma’s Nosferatu—unless your grandma’s into haunted rat men with an addiction to dramatic stair entrances.
We unpack Orlok’s whole vibe, which is somewhere between feral ferret and your ex who reads poetry at 3 AM while perched on your headboard like a weird little gargoyle.
💀 Topics We Shouldn’t Have Talked About:
•Does Orlok eat rats… or date them?
•Is it still horror if we’re 40% aroused, 60% confused?
•The term “crypt goblin” is used 9 times, none respectfully.
•Derick nearly throws hands with a mannequin.
•Josh’s mustache gains sentience and starts a side podcast.
•James compares the cinematography to “getting kissed by a haunted window.”
•Justin goes full scholar and invents the phrase “romantic mildew chic.”
🗿 Also Featuring:
•James asks the forbidden question: “Is Nosferatu… a little bit hot?”
•Justin invents “moisture-based horror criticism”
•Everyone forgets how to pronounce “German Expressionism” and makes it worse every time
•Rat-based thirst traps
•“Why does Orklok walk like that” discourse (again)
📢 Trigger Warning: This Episode Contains:
•Loud opinions
•Mustache worship
•Spiritual hauntings by garbage trucks
•Mannequin-based trauma
•At least 3 jokes about rats wearing coats
🎧 If you like horror, chaos, and four barely-functioning adults making feral observations about pale movie ghouls, this episode was made in a haunted attic just for you.
💬 Drop a comment with your favorite Orlok thirst trap moment or just scream “RAT BOY” into the void.
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