Adrian (Nerd @ Heart) and Dan (deckr.media) dive into Renaissance Faires—what they are, why they work, and how they mash state fair chaos with con culture. We hit themed weekends (Pirate, Scottish, Time Traveler), vendors who commit to the bit, touring acts (shoutout Barely Balanced), kid-magnet games, and the big arena: full-plate jousts with story arcs. Adrian shares a kilt mishap PSA (choose your under-armor wisely), we talk accessibility and “safe to be yourself” vibes, and admit every con has at least a little cringe. Plus: D&D: Honor Among Thieves love, satanic-panic time capsule (Mazes & Monsters), random 80s/90s film detours, and why Ren Faires are a solid one-day hit even if you’re not in costume. 

Got Ren Faire tips, pics, or horror stories? Email theconmenshow@gmail.com and we’ll feature our favorites.