Welcome to The Compiler, a daily curation of tech news. MAIN CHARACTER Nintendo just dropped a bombshell: the Switch 2 is coming in 2025. Bigger design, magnetic Joy-Cons, and (thankfully) backward compatibility. But the real kicker? A new Mario Kart. It's been a decade since the last mainline entry, so expect some serious innovation. My prediction: AR racing that turns your living room into Rainbow Road. More details SPICY TAKES Replit's CEO claims their new AI coding tool grew revenue 5x in 6 months. His hot take? "We don't care about professional coders anymore." Bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off when debugging AI-generated spaghetti code becomes the new software engineering. Full story China's planning a massive space solar array that could generate more energy in a year than "all the oil on Earth." Impressive, but I'm more interested in the inevitable space lasers they'll claim are for "energy transmission." Read more ⚡️ QUICK HITS Google halved code migration time using AI. Next up: teaching AI to write passive-aggressive code comments. Details here Sweden's building a 100,000-year nuclear waste storage site. Finally, a place to store my collection of "temporary" hack scripts. More info Hackers leaked configs and VPN credentials for 15,000 FortiGate devices. Time to change those default passwords, folks. Full story SHOWER THOUGHT If AI can now write code faster than humans, will "It works on my machine" evolve into "It works in my simulation"? Thanks for reading!