Welcome to The Compiler, a daily curation of tech news. MAIN CHARACTER Apple's secret iPhone 16 camera labs are processing a billion pixels per second. A rare peek inside reveals how they're pushing computational photography to new extremes. The most fascinating tidbit? They're simulating every conceivable lighting scenario, from harsh sunlight to dim bars, ensuring your drunk selfies look impeccable (priorities, people). Read more SPICY TAKES OpenAI's new o3 model is apparently crushing it at competitive programming. If it can debug my spaghetti code, I'll personally nominate it for a Turing Award. Full analysis here 2024 was wild for LLMs: GPT-4 got dethroned, we're running beefy models on laptops, and the environmental impact is... not great. It's like Moore's Law, but for melting ice caps. Year in review ⚡️ QUICK HITS Starlink's bringing direct-to-cell internet to Ukraine. Because nothing says "modern warfare" like doom-scrolling from the trenches. More details Someone's adding ALGOL 68 support to GCC. In related news, COBOL programmers are now classified as "living fossils." Check it out NATO's building satellite backups for undersea cables. Because nothing says "2025" like orbital infrastructure protecting cat videos. Full story SHOWER THOUGHT If AI can now reason like top competitive programmers, how long until it starts leaving snarky comments on Stack Overflow? Thanks for reading!