In this episode Francesco Becchetti decides to imprison the entire squad in a Marriott hotel for a week following a defeat at Hartlepool. We hear from those on the inside, including assistant manager Andy Hessenthaler, goalkeeping coach Lee Harrison and captain Mathieu Baudry, who tells us of the desperate visit he made to Becchetti’s Mayfair mansion to try to resolve the situation. We also hear the story of the President’s bizarre visit to the training ground to ask which of the squad has the “eye of the tiger” and find out why Jobi McAnuff was forced to train with the youth team. Matt and James also question why manager Ian Hendon appears to know a load of army camps in the “deepest, darkest woods”.