A screwball comedy fiction podcast that follows the misadventures of a wanna-be actress as she navigates the treacherous waters of Hollywood in her quest to become the Next Big Thing.
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A screwball comedy fiction podcast that follows the misadventures of a wanna-be actress as she navigates the treacherous waters of Hollywood in her quest to become the Next Big Thing.
Presenting: Who is Cam Candor? -- "The Search Begins"
The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles
27 minutes
3 years ago
Presenting: Who is Cam Candor? -- "The Search Begins"
Cultural Obscurist B.K. Will discovers a small firewire drive with the lost indie fiction podcasts of Cam Candor, who disappeared suddenly in December 2020 and so begins the search for this enigmatic artist.
In the spring of 2033, Cultural Obscurist B.K. Will stumbled into an estate sale in Albuquerque, New Mexico. Rummaging through a box of discarded electronics, Will found a small firewire drive with the lost indie fiction podcasts of one Cam Candor, a creator who disappeared suddenly in December 2020.
This wasn’t a hundred episodes of a single audio drama, no, these were hundreds of different shows dating from the earliest days of fiction podcasting in the aughts, back when there were independent podcasts. Back before the Great Podcasting Purge of 2025. Host B.K. Will embarks on a twisty, turn-filled odyssey to discover what happened to this enigmatic artist.
Will talks to podcast critics, fan club members, psychologists, professors, and anyone who knew or worked with Candor. This episode features segments from two of Candor's shows: Mr. Fezziwhig Talks Crumpets and the Trump family telenovela: Bedminster!
Hosted by B.K. Will
With:
David Allen as David A. Person, Mr. Fezziwhig, Soap Announcer
Samantha Turret as Martina Terkle
Elyse Mirto as Ivanka Trump and Pippa Featherwood
Mia Mollicone as Professor Lopez and Rosa
Justin Mayer as Wilhelm Mannerklärer, Phone Caller, Eric Trump
MUSIC (Fully licensed from Incompetech/Kevin MacLeod)
Beginning of Conflict
Long Note 3
Moments of Tension
Unnatural Situation
Gregorian Chant
Vanishing
Look Busy
Sonatina in C Minor
To support B.K. Will in the essential search for Cam Candor, visit https://www.ko-fi.com/camcandor
For more information, clues, and ways to get in contact with B.K. Will to share your intel please visit https://www.camcandor.com
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The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles
A screwball comedy fiction podcast that follows the misadventures of a wanna-be actress as she navigates the treacherous waters of Hollywood in her quest to become the Next Big Thing.
