Oh I do like to be beside the sea-side, oh I do like to be beside the sea. Unfortunately it's cold and wet, and that's nothing to do with old age and a weak bladder, it's the UK weather.  Making the perfect Martini (James Bond is a fraud.)  Why you shouldn't use your aubergine in public Avoiding the dogs dangly bits. In New Zealand, it's just called lamb.  There's loads more - it's all good, wholesome fun but you know, with a cheeky Brit twist. See more and be delighted by clicking this link: The Brits Happy Hour