"My gay son" was actually an unreleased episode of scrubs, where JD's infant son gets admitted to the hospital just absolutely covered in bruises. The other doctors start questioning him, but JD steps in like "Why are you questioning an infant, idiots? He's bruised because I beat him. The little f***** wanted to wear a PINK DRESS" and then they go through some hijinks, which ultimately end up teaching everyone a very important lesson about judgment and love, and the show ends with a heartfelt voiceover by JD, who has grown a lot in twenty minutes. 

The kid totally dies though, you can't really beat infants. But Turk does a funny dance, so you don't feel too sad about it