Show Notes 1) I’m just getting on a train2) So a few things don’t go your way and your best decision is to ride the railslike a hobo?3) I am overwhelmed4) I need to get away and think5) Is it all possible that you’re knitting a pair of pants?6) I embarked on a railroad journey of healing7) My favorite book store burned down8) My roommate got engaged9) My girlfriend wanted to move in with me 10) Which was no doubts a ploy 11) A nation rallied behind him 12) Before you walk away 13) I need you to pick me up 14) I’m just about to do15) I was robbed16) I’m wearing borrowed pants17) Hey, what’s going on?18) He got all his stuff stolen19) Sheldon, hang tight20) And a really good comeback for Chicken legs21) Stony silence22) He’s just a little rattled23) I’m holding my breath24) Come on, you didn’t even try25) Thanks for the lift26) I’m having my windows untinted27) I want the haters to know28) How’s that Hater-Ade taste, bro?29) I just want to pop in and make sure mom’s okay30) I thought Stuart was looking after her?31) He was, but now that her cast is off, he moved out32) I don’t know, they’re clummy33) Creepy clummy34) They’re all giggly around each other35) Any leads on the person who stole my belongings?36) But you already made me take that off my resume37) This job is a lot like being a waitress, except instead of pushing the fish tacoscause they’re about to go bad, you’re just pushing our antidepressants before theFDA finds out they cause rectal bleeding38) Anyway, I talked you up to Dan39) I just hope I’m not in over my head40) I wouldn’t have put you up for this job I didn’t think you could handle it41) Ma, I hope you’re decent42) Debbie and I got to talking over dinner43) She likes having me around44) I’d like to back you up but it sounds like it was pretty precious45) It wouldn’t kill you to pick up the phone46) Sherlock Holmes liked to use cocaine to sharpen his focus47) But I’m sure those Cool Ranch Doritos are doing the trick48) Whisper it49) Shotgun!