Ladies and gentlemen, esteemed listeners of "The Belching Cow", I come to you with both an apology and a delightful surprise!

First, allow me to express my deepest regrets for the absence of last week's episode. To make amends for this unfortunate lapse, I've prepared a special treat for you all - not one, but two tantalizing episodes this week! Consider it my way of saying thank you for your patience and understanding, dear listeners.

Now, let us turn our attention to the grand finale of Lady Pokingham's scandalous saga. In this last episode, we bid a bittersweet farewell to our beloved Beatrice and her entourage of colorful characters.

Without giving too much away, let's just say that Lady Pokingham's final adventure involves a boat, and some seamen as our heroine navigates both choppy waters and the tempestuous seas of desire.

Tune in to discover how this titillating tale comes to its satisfying conclusion.

One more episode to go for the season finale of The Belching Cow!

But for now,

Kisses Darlings!