Welcome back, my cherished listeners, to another titillating episode of The Belching Cow! I'm your host, Alexandra Dawn, and today we're delving into Episode 32, tantalizingly titled "Keeping The Backdoor Open."
Prepare yourselves for a scandalous journey as we rejoin our beloved Lady Pokingham in her quest to educate the new Lord Crim Con in the finer points of, shall we say, alternative pleasures. Our dear lady has taken it upon herself to instruct his lordship in the art of backdoor delights, with the noble aim of introducing his wife to carnal joys that won't result in yet another addition to their already burgeoning brood.
Will Lord Crim Con succeed in his delicate mission to broaden his wife's horizons? Or will his dear lady reject these new and risqué adventures? Tune in, my dears, as we uncover the salacious details of this Victorian escapade!
Before we embark on this journey of sensual discovery, I simply must remind you of my book, "Sub Umbra," available now on Amazon. It's an absolute must-have for any true connoisseur of literary naughtiness, guaranteed to make your bedside table blush! Don't deny yourself this delightful tome of Victorian-era titillation.
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Now, let us loosen our corsets, fetch the smelling salts, and dive into the wonderfully wicked world of Lady Pokingham!