WARNING: Elli and Ursula were left unattended, without any guest speakers to anchor them. As a result, this week's podcast episode heavily features:

• Embarrassing stories about glitter
• A vampire dream Ursula had that quickly spirals into a very steamy discussion
• What to expect with this Mercury retrograde in Leo, happening now through August 11.

That's...pretty much it. You've been warned.

Here are the embarrassing glitter pictures Ursula talks about around 2:40:

Me, so pleased with myself.

My friend, showing the damage.

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