Episode 17: Hoe, Why Don’t You Look Like Your Picture? This week, Chanel and MJ are asking the real questions — like why your neighbor acting like a villain from The Perfect Neighbor 👀 and what would you do if your neighbor tried to get you evicted — go low-key legal or high-key petty? From fake hairlines and mascot fights to lawsuits and reality TV chaos, the tea is overflowing: 🍿 What to Watch: The Perfect Neighbor (Netflix) 🏀 Sports Center After Dark: Jaylen Brown’s hairline mishap & Cam Newton almost throwing hands with a mascot ☕ Rumor Has It: Baddies USA drama, Chrisean’s ex exposes her parenting, Shaq & Kelli rumors, and whispers that Scotty might be pregnant 🍽️ Kitchen Table Talk: Drake’s gambling lawsuit, Gucci Mane opening up about schizophrenia, Keke Palmer’s show backlash, and Muni Long’s $600K money mess 📺 Reality TV Round-Up: Baddies Reunion (Parts 1 & 2), Love Cabin Episodes 2 & 3, and all the new RHOP shade Plus: Wendy Osefo’s “illegal” arrest claims, Chrisean vs. Zeus (again), and Marissa calling out Kold Killa for breaking into her house. Whew — this week’s tea is messy and allegedly hot. 🎙️ Stay nosy. Stay anonymous.